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I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

(Source: gallifreygabriel)

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: stropping)


Almost forgot to wish Misha a happy 40th birthday❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

(Source: sirearnestporkchop)

stopmileycyrus:

Not having spicyradish as my url means i dont have to design my blog around radishes

its like a whole new world

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.